the First Step to becoming a Fujoshi presented by Arai Tamako

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

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where the fuck did the laptop go

You were a terrible baby, do you know that? Bawling all the time, never sleeping. And one night you just wouldn’t shut up, screaming like a dying pig. I walked over to your crib, I looked down at you. I wanted to strangle you. And you looked up at me and you stopped screaming. You smiled at me. Don’t die so far from the sea.

rebanikki:

しりまくらだよ

これくらい普通そうです。